"So, how was your Science Olympiad today?"
"Oh, it was soo easy Ma'am! Here, take a look at the question paper.."
"Hmm, so what option did you choose for this question.. Which of the following dissolves in water - a) oil b) salt c) insect d) paper.."
(So I decided to engage in some leg pulling...)
"Oh, but don't you know, insects dissolve in water much quicker!"
"No Ma'am! If you put an insect in water uski bus saans phool jaegi.."